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Hello, I am the mayor of can city, and at the moment you are sitting in the light of democracy.

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

sardonicseamstress:

BREAKING NEWS the big banana had two bananas in it, like expected. But they were fused together with a perfect line down the middle it was great I’m never eating a banana ever agin. Bless America.

baby-dahlia:

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY