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Hello, I am the mayor of can city, and at the moment you are sitting in the light of democracy.

Literally no like wtf

Literally no like wtf

pleatedjeans:

vampires vs. the one percent. 

pleatedjeans:

vampires vs. the one percent. 

pleatedjeans:

shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via

pleatedjeans:

shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via

christopherlindstrom:

Just practicing my Photoshop skills.  I call this “OBAMA MOUNTAIN DORITO EXPLOSION”.  Because the Doritos are exploding out of Obama Mountain if you couldn’t, like, figure it out or whatever.

christopherlindstrom:

Just practicing my Photoshop skills.  I call this “OBAMA MOUNTAIN DORITO EXPLOSION”.  Because the Doritos are exploding out of Obama Mountain if you couldn’t, like, figure it out or whatever.